Wednesday, August 15, 2007
A Collection Of Some of My Recent Failed Attempts At Humor
Realistic Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she use your college fund to pay for her gastric bypass operation and now you gots to work at Circle K to pay for your tuition.
Yo mama so tired, she got big dark circles under her eyes and now the other mothers think she a mini-van driving heroin addict.
Yo mama so mean, she make you brush your teeth with toothpaste from China.
From The New Line of Attitude T's For Moms
Will Vacuum for Wine!
One Hot Housewife!
I Don't Know Who Their Father Is Either!
Two Beers Away From Showing You My C-Section Scar!
How Hot Was It?
It was so hot, I walked on some hot coals to cool off my feet.
It was so hot, I saw a menopausal woman spontaneously combust at Michael's Craft Store and set the yarn balls on fire.
It was so hot, my landscaping died, which is actually really sad because I spent a lot of time and money on it and you know, death isn't really a laughing matter even if it's just a hibiscus plant we're talking about, right?
Names of the Seven Dwarfs If They Lived in Austin in the Summer
Surly, Smelly, Rancid, Rashy, Homicidaly, Sticky and Doc.
Posted by LTYM at 6:55 AM